Funny Pet Names

Funny pet names to make you LOL!funny pet names

More and more pet owners are naming their pets human names but funny pet names are still a great way to go. Even though your pet will (most likely) be oblivious to the humor, your fellow humans will hopefully admire you for your wit!

We’ve searched high and low for the best of the best funny pet names. We hope that the list we came up with will tickle your funny bone!

Funny pet names for fish

Funny pet names for cats:
Alibi
Big Daddy
Blob
Bubba
Catzilla
Clawed Monet
Claws
Cleocatra
Dingbat
Doozie
Edward scissorpaws
E-male
Hissy Fit
Jenn-i-purr
Kit-Kat
Kitten Caboodle
Laptop
Lover Boy
Lucyfur
Milkshake
Miss Priss
Mojo
Mousetrap
Pickles
Scat Cat
Sir Lix-a-lot
Snag L. Tooth
Snoop Kitty
Snugglepuss
Spartipuss
The Purrminator
Funny pet names for dogs:
Alibi
Angus Sir Loin
Barkley
Big Daddy
Bigfoot
Bubba
Buddyweiser
Digby
Digger
Dogzilla
Doogie Schnauzer MD
Doozie
Dug
E-male
Fluffermutter
Ga-dog
Helen Dalmation
Hotdog
Laptop
Lover Boy
Milkshake
Mojo
Noodle
Pickles
Ruffles
Smooch
Snickerdoodle
Snoop Doggy
Stinky
Woofles
Woofsworth

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