Looking for funny pet names for fish?
Our favorite funny pet fish names include ‘Jaws’ and ‘Sushi’.
Jaws, the most dreaded shark of all time (thanks to Steven Spielberg), is a funny name with lots of attitude (and it also works well as a hyperbole for a small, harmless fish).
Sushi…well, this term usually refers to a raw fish delicacy – though hopefully your pet fish will avoid this fate!
Here’s a collection of funny pet names to tickle your funny bone:
Aquaman – perfect for the heroic fish.
Bait – phew, your fish was spared this unfortunate ending!
Bob – a favorite fish pass-time, bobbing up and down in the water.
Bubba – slang for ‘brother’.
Bubbles – fish make lots of these.
Fancy Feast – perfect for the fish your cat would love to eat!
Fin – fish have a few of these to help propel them through water.
Flipper – a wide flat limb of sea mammals, used for swimming.
Flounder – a type of fish; a verb meaning to ‘move about helplessly’.
Gill – fish breathe through their gills.
Jaws – the most dreaded shark of all time, can you hear the scary music?
Moby Dick – a huge, legendary whale.
Mr. Big – for a big fish in a small pond.
Purr-dy – a name inspired by the resident cat.
Salmonella – kinda gross, but humorous.
Scuba – an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Sharky – a name with attitude, don’t mess with this fish!
Splash – use this name for an active fish that likes to make waves.
Splish – a great name for a pair of fish – Splish and Splash.
Stick – as in ‘fish stick’ – yummy.
Sushi – hopefully this won’t become your fish’s fate!
Do you have funny pet names for fish to add to the list?
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